The Times debunked Cello Scrotum today.
And so disappears another of the genital/musical conditions. We are now down to...
Trombonists' Glans: when you masturbate in the long swooping strokes that you would usually use in a glissandi and squeeze far too much blood into the head of the penis.
French Horn Anus: when the extreme lip pressure on one end causes extreme sphincter loosening on the other end.
Tuba Taint: when attempting to become comfortable squatting holding a 45-pound instrument with no center of gravity results in you shifting uncomfortably so much you gain a characteristic rash
and that extremely unfortunate occurrance you can get when you hold the cymbals too close.
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I heard that one on NPR.
You forgot Dead-From-Having-Jammed-It-Up-Your-Nose Kazoo.
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