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Another night of No Shame

Up above is the video from March No Shame, if you want to see "The Guidance Counselor" by George "the" Bastard, cue it up to 10:40. Anyone know how to edit these yourself? And thanks for those of you who have voted for "Autoerotic Asphyxiation" to go into the Best Of No Shame show next month. Keep voting, create new email accounts and send in your votes!

Last night's show was slick, not a lot of hiccups. I brought an odd sketch that ended up going on second-last (this is what happens when you warn a cast that they have a habit of putting my things first). One of the odder No Shames I've been to, some really out-there pieces, some terrible stuff, a few really funny patches. I got a few first-timers as cast members, and they had fun with the piece, and I learned a little bit about what people find funny, and how I write awkward phrases for female characters. Also a pleasant surprise to see Gordon from Scrutiny Hooligans there (well, I saw him leaving so I assume he was there).

Best of No Shame is June 21. Make it a double feature with the Feral Chihuahuas show!

Go See Robot Johnson!

I caught Friday night's Robot Johnson show in Charlotte. The start was a little slow, but about a third of the way in the sketches really picked it up and were consistently hilarious. They do things a little like the Feral Chihuahuas (only with live music between sketches, good band too) - show was right on an hour long, about nine live sketches, some music. They also change their show every week, they have a loose theme to the shows - this weekend's was racism.

So if you're in Charlotte over any of the next several weekends, go see their show, downtown at the Spirit Square (where little old ladies sell you beer outside). $15 well spent!

The Bastard in Charlotte

As promised before, here are some lousy cameraphone shots of George "the" Bastard in action in Charlotte. Strangely enough, I'm only drinking in one of them.







I had a great time in Charlotte. Thanks for laughing.

Sick man

The Fat man of Comedy declared George "the" Bastard a sick man after my set last night. Funny evening, ended up going onstage three hours and several beers later than I expected. Pictures to come soon.

No Mountain Xpress for you, Bastard (edited)

The same day that I get a mention in Brian Postelle's Blog Log (thanks Brian), I had my first comment disallowed on the Mountain Xpress message boards. About time someone kept the public safe from the Bastard. (edit - the comment went up. It was a pretty lame provocative joke, but it went up anyway).

After a script meeting last night (where an idea I had some concerns over was met by a lot of laughter, so I'll keep running with it), we watched the tape of the last year's Halloween show. Been a long time since I've watched my stand-up on tape, and I remember blogging that I didn't get a great response on the first set, but on the tape, there were a lot more laughs than I remember. I also look pretty evil when I smile, I like that look.

Watching the rest of the show... both Andrew and I talked at the end about needing to watch the pacing. We zoomed through some lines that were getting laughs and wouldn't have been heard by the audience. I'm working on my acting, but I'm still a truly abysmal actor, especially if I have to stand around in a character for any period of time. I fidget too much. And I can't do accents to save myself.

I'm going on the road this week to hone my stand-up skills and re-work some old material. There's a routine I used to do in Canada (actually I did it once at the former Asheville Comedy Club, but there were only about 8 people in the audience) that I want to bring back - it uses audience participation, and that hasn't been a hallmark of George "The" Bastard.

I'll be back in Asheville for the weekend, and planning to bring something truly weird to No Shame on Saturday May 17th (just in time for you to vote for it, if you like it, for the Best of No Shame).

George "The" Bastard helps you understand

A rare crossposting - Shad over at Nice Marmot had a post that ticked my bastard juices (and tickled bastard juice is a rare commodity). His list of things he doesn't get...

Anime
The “Left Behind” Series
Ron Paul
People Magazine
My Space
Conversations about the weather
Dog People
Shopping
Fascination with/interest in the Olsen Twins (or insert other “celebrity” here)
people who litter (especially those who do so in my front lawn)
Books on CD/tape
James Patterson
NASCAR
Baseball as a metaphor for America

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My response...

• Anime: Because tentacle rape of teenage girls by evil demons is acceptable if it has squeaky Japanese voices behind it.
• Left behind: The right behind has been squeezed too much
• Ron Paul: Now you can be the white H.K. Edgerton
• People magazine: Most people buy it for the crossword, some finish it.
• My space: because registered sex offenders find it difficult to leave the house
• Conversations about the weather: No, you can’t leave yet, I haven’t decided if I want to fuck you or kill you
• Dog People: There to maintain the balance between cat people and sane people who see all animals as walking meat
• Shopping: One of Sean Pertwee’s early films, wasn’t a big hit, but worth a look, there’s a young Jude Law in there too.
• Fascination with underage celebrities: Those comedy romance movies from the 40s-60s were sometimes called “Delayed fuck” movies - the pair couldn’t do it until several conditions were met. Now we just masturbate until they’re 18. And when it turns out we’re not the first to fuck them, we enjoy their decline and demise.
• People who litter your front lawn: reminds me, I have to do something with that bag from the fast food I had for breakfast. To the shaddump.
• Books on tape: Mostly for fans of topology
• James Patterson: his books are named after nursery rhymes, so they’re easy to remember. Soon he’ll run out and have to use “Wee Willie Winkie” and that will be the end of him.
• NASCAR: fills the gap between church and bed
• Baseball as a metaphor for America: There’s cheating, drugs, massive sums of cash going to poseurs, token inclusion of Canadians, a massive influx of Latinos and the rest of the world doesn’t like it or get it. IT IS AMERICA!